Kicking off the summer’s most talked-about reality show has not disappointed this faithful Big Brother fan. If the show didn’t remind you enough of the catty girls and bully boys of your high school years, BB has now made it blatantly obvious. We want you guys to be segregated, we want you to fight, we want you to blow up in frustration, we want good TV. Let’s make teams, athletes, brains, popular group and oddballs.

Big Muscles
Jessie is back and he’s bigger than ever. Not only did he win a spot on the athletes dream team but he got the HOH title without even working for it, making him the most powerful contestant from the get-go.

People like Lydia have figured out that big muscles don’t necessarily mean big brains, and easily persuaded Jessie to back her up, and Russell to take her off the block, all while planting a seed to get Braden out of the house.

Big Boobs
Holy cleavage! Laura automatically figured since she has the looks and the bust size that would make her a shoo-in for Jessie’s line of acceptance. She was wrong. When using her assets didn’t work, she went on to blame them saying “it’s not my fault I have big boobs.” It sure is sweetie. Eventually, Laura and the ladies made her way into the HOH room and made an alliance with Russell and Jessie.

Big Mouths
It’s only the first week and already we are seeing fireworks going off, and really it’s all about strategy. Russell starts to argue with Jeff in hopes to stir the pot as well as instigating Braden’s fight with Lydia. Jordan fights with Lydia, Kevin fights with Braden, Lydia fights with Jeff, Jeff fight with Natalie.

Who is to blame for all this pot stirring? I point the finger at manipulator extraordinaire Ronnie and his flip-flopping. I feel that this season’s rat will turn out to be the one you least expect.

Big Brother 11 airs Sundays at 8 p.m.  ET/PT, Tuesdays at 9 p.m. ET/PT and Thursdays at 8 p.m ET/PT, Global/CBS.

 

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